Juan Guaido: I would like to be regarded as the interim president of Venezuela because the current president of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro, stands opposed to the interests of the political bodies with which I have aligned myself. Also, he stands opposed to my own personal ambitions of becoming powerful.
Washington, DC: We too would like for Juan Guaido to be regarded as the interim president of Venezuela, because the current President of Venezuela is too cozy in policy and practice with our geopolitical opponents. We would not mind this so much if Venezuela didn’t sit atop the world’s largest proven oil reserves. If we can’t control what happens to those oil reserves, we won’t be as dominant on the world stage as we otherwise would be.
US allies: We too would like it if Juan Guaido were president instead of Nicolas Maduro, because that’s what the United States wants and it is in our interests to go along with whatever they say. If we go along with Washington’s dictates we are treated favorably, whereas if we don’t we’ll end up getting treated the way the Venezuelan government is being treated currently.
Donald Trump: I’ve been told by the neoconservatives who I have appointed to guide my foreign policy that it would be good for America’s resource control agendas if I apply more sanctions to Venezuela’s economy at this time. This will force the Venezuelan civilians, and more importantly their military, to overthrow Maduro or else see their loved ones die of malnutrition and lack of healthcare.
John Bolton: I too encourage Venezuela’s citizens and military to turn against their government and begin inflicting violence upon it until Nicolas Maduro is either dead or removed from power. If you do this, you won’t have to starve and die because of our steadily increasing sanctions, and we’ll get to control the oil that your country happens to sit on top of. As an added benefit, hurting large numbers of human beings gives me sexual gratification.
CIA [via bullhorn]: Umm, excuse me, Venezuelans? This is the CIA. Will you all please start having a civil war now to overthrow your government? That would make us very happy, thank you.
Mainstream media: The US government, and of course the powerful unelected individuals who run it from behind the scenes without any accountability or oversight from the public, is attempting to topple Venezuela’s only recognized government using starvation sanctions, CIA operations, and an open campaign to delegitimize the sitting president of that nation. They are doing this because controlling as much of the world’s oil supplies as possible helps them to control the world, and controlling the world is the thing that they want to do. These are the things we would be telling you if we weren’t owned by the same plutocratic class which owns the US government.
Wealthier Venezuelans: We would like to see Nicolas Maduro replaced with a government installed by the United States and its allies, because we feel that that would benefit us financially.
Marco Rubio: I am highly beholden to the powerful groups that have elevated me to the position that I am currently in.
Juan Guaido: I am now standing here with Leopoldo Lopez and a handful of military personnel in an attempt to persuade Venezuela’s military to turn against Nicolas Maduro and begin killing anyone who stands in their way. I went to university in the United States of America.
Leopoldo Lopez: I too went to university in the United States of America. Also, I would like to be the regular president of Venezuela when Juan Guaido is done being the interim president of Venezuela.
Venezuelans: This is awful and we hate all of this.
Mike Pompeo: It is good that all of these things are happening. Definitely keep doing all of these things everyone.
Elliott Abrams: I almost certainly torture small rodents.
Davy on Thu, 2nd May 2019 5:08 am
Delusional Davy: I a an a-hole and a douchebag. I enjoy being a blowhard and a douchebag almost as much as I enjoy goat-husbandry. I am nowhere near as wealthy or privileged as I like to imply. I regularly exaggerate my own achievements and status, because I am an a-hole and that is what a-holes do. I sock puppet, I cut&paste, and post long rambling diatribes that if anyone actually bothered reading them, they would find they describe how awesome I am. Or they would be written by someone else entirely. One of the two.
I also torture small rodents myself. I use them as proxies for JuanP and or Makatoo. I do that when I am not not picking fights here or reminding you all how amazing I am.
Not Davy on Thu, 2nd May 2019 5:38 am
JuanP posted this
Davy on Thu, 2nd May 2019 5:08 am
Wutz Up Doc on Thu, 2nd May 2019 5:49 am
No puppets were harmed in the crafting of this post. Some small rodents may have been inconvenienced.
Sissyfuss on Thu, 2nd May 2019 9:05 am
Like Trump, Maduro’s ego is larger than his brain. These personality types should be discouraged from seeking positions of power for their actions could lead to chaos. Trouble is these personality types always seek positions of power to disquiet their insecurities.
Robert Inget on Thu, 2nd May 2019 10:00 am
(Whatever Sissy says)
The other day I tried to count the number of countries that are protesting their respective governments. The most glaring example in our neighborhood has to be Nicaragua. Hundreds of peaceful, unarmed protesters were murdered
by President Daniel Ortega. For over a year, Trump never mentioned Nicaragua. Why? Nicaragua has zero oil. (Ortega and his cronies were skimming deep discounted Venezuelan crude imports raking in millions from the second poorest nation in Central America).
https://menafn.com/1098433727/After-a-year-of-protests-Nicaraguans-dont-want-just-Ortegas-departurethey-want-a-new-beginning
Rumor;
It seems, back channels may be working just fine.
US and Russia are about to ‘make a deal’ to divi up Venezuela’s heavy crude. IOW’s US Big Oil, China and Russia quite directly screw Venezuelans out of their birthright.
The exact same state of affairs exists all over Africa and Africa the Middle East and Asia.
Robert Inget on Thu, 2nd May 2019 10:36 am
On the same day as Iran’s sanctions go into effect
an Iranian tanker w/ a million barrels of crude is floundering in the Red Sea with flooding in the engine room and loss of power.
The story;
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/02/iran-oil-tanker-breaks-down-in-red-sea-off-saudi-coast.html
(on doubled hulled tankers, there’s no way this vessel could have ‘sprung a leak’)
In the first place through hull ‘leaks’ just don’t appear.
IOW’s Someone opened sea valve(s) and disconnected the alarm system.
This has not been widely reported.
My guess as to cause is strictly conjecture, based on experience in deep sea salvage.
Stay tuned.
Anonymouse on Thu, 2nd May 2019 12:42 pm
Sissturd…..
Do you have any evidence President Maduro is of low intelligence, or is what we could call egotistical? I have not seen one thing to suggest either of those is remotely true, or accurate in Maduros case. Just because the trumpster embodies both qualities and you hate trump, this does mean it is remotely fair to paint Mr Maduro with the same brush, dumbass.
I have never met Mr Maduo and neither have you, but I suggest you either, wait until Mr Maduro begins to exhibit even a little bit of trumps obnoxious behavior and general lack of intelligence before you start drawing comparisons.
OR, you could just pull you head out of your ass instead. That would work too.
Davy on Thu, 2nd May 2019 1:06 pm
Annoy, we have plenty of evidence you are low intelligence and egotistical. Sis is a first class commenter and you a bottom dweller. Know your place you swag!
Anonymouse on Thu, 2nd May 2019 6:22 pm
I do not recall anyone asking you for your worthless input dumbass. Was that directed at you? It is any of your business?
Since you are too dumb to figure it out on your own, I’ll spell it out for you.
A: No and No and No.
PS. There is no ‘we’, dumbass. There is just ‘you’. Your various socks and cloggedAnus, do not count.
Davy on Thu, 2nd May 2019 6:32 pm
annoy, you are a bottom dweller. You don’t make comments you are just a stalker. You are the lowest of the low. Get out of here, LOSER.
Cloggie on Sat, 4th May 2019 2:49 pm
The death of Monroe latest:
https://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/panama-vor-der-wahl-hinterhof-der-usa-hintertuer-fuer-china-a-1264685.html
Panama: America’s backyard, China’s backdoor.
Panama is open for Chinese influence, much to the dismay of Washington. China wants to turn Panama into a large logistics centre.
https://www.spiegel.de/plus/wie-die-usa-und-kuba-um-venezuela-streiten-a-00000000-0002-0001-0000-000163724169
Regime change in Venezuela: America blew it.
Cloggie on Sat, 4th May 2019 3:55 pm
Maduro, like Yanukovitz and Allende were democratically elected. Likewise Assad (ok, with 99.7%).
Not that Washington could care less about demockressy. The only criterium for DC is: is this country our vassal or not?
And if not and the country is small enough, the small country has a problem. Like hundreds of thousands killed on short notice.
Davy on Sat, 4th May 2019 4:20 pm
“Regime change in Venezuela: America blew it.”
AH, that does not change Venezuela’s status of being a failed state with culpability being with the Maduro regime, China, and Russia. Of course the US has its blame but until recently the US was marginalized in the region by Chavez.
Davy on Sat, 4th May 2019 4:22 pm
“Likewise Assad (ok, with 99.7%).”
What a joke. The Assad family brutally suppressed Syria’s population for decades.
Cloggie on Sat, 4th May 2019 4:46 pm
“Likewise Assad (ok, with 99.7%).”
What a joke. The Assad family brutally suppressed Syria’s population for decades.
Irony is not your cup of tea, eh?
Spare your feigned, hypocritical moral outrage.
As America will soon find out: the only way to keep a “diverse” cuntry together is by brutal suppression.
Btw, Assad nowhere nearly killed as many people as the 500,000 casualties resulting from the US inflicted “civil war” (at least half of the jihadist hired guns were foreigners).
Breathtaking hypocrasy is the most prevalent property of American ZOG-bots like you.
Cloggie on Sat, 4th May 2019 5:06 pm
Uh-oh, now on BBC-2, the movie “Denial”, a propaganda hitpiece against David Irving.
David Irving, one of the most glamorous Brits alive is played by some idiot, where the ugly Deborah Lipstadt…
https://images.app.goo.gl/V8jUyny6ynwaLzKR6
is played by this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rachel_Weisz_2018.jpg
And all the jewish money and Hollywood competence is ligned up to perpetuate the Big Lie, they have orepared decades before 1946:
https://documents1940.wordpress.com/2017/09/26/an-embarrassing-discovery/
The holohoax, the ultimate Anglo-Zionist smear. It’s immanent dowfall is going to be enjoyed like a long, handrolled Cuban cigar.
Davy on Sat, 4th May 2019 5:43 pm
“Irony is not your cup of tea, eh? Spare your feigned, hypocritical moral outrage.”
Cloggo, I am just neutering your slimy lies. It is your lie not mine. I am not outraged at Assad the outrage is with you hence the moderation.
“As America will soon find out: the only way to keep a “diverse” cuntry together is by brutal suppression.”
Like what France is doing now?
“Btw, Assad nowhere nearly killed as many people as the 500,000 casualties resulting from the US inflicted “civil war” (at least half of the jihadist hired guns were foreigners).”
Europe was part of it too you slimy hypocrite.
“Breathtaking hypocrasy is the most prevalent property of American ZOG-bots like you.”
ZOG-bot…WTF IS THAT. LOL what a pathetic loser.
Cloggie on Sat, 4th May 2019 6:42 pm
Cloggo, I am just neutering your slimy lies. It is your lie not mine.
Could you quote the “lie” or are just introducing the word out of thin air?
“Like what France is doing now?”
French can still go to the street and protest. With 5-6 million muslims on 60 million it is still not diverse enough to need a dictator to keep the joint together. Now America, that’s a different story.
“Europe was part of it too you slimy hypocrite.”
I would not call British Europeans. Yes, Holland delivered a shipload of Toyota pickups to ISIS. I would love to see those government officials prosecuted and convicted. Yes, you Mark Rutte.
https://nos.nl/nieuwsuur/artikel/2249954-kabinet-vroeg-geen-advies-aan-volkenrechtelijk-adviseur-over-steun-aan-syrische-groepen.html
The entire European US vassal establishment should be prosecuted, just like the Eastern European got dealt with in 1989.
“ZOG-bot…WTF IS THAT. LOL what a pathetic loser.”
As per usual you don’t know something and hence I am a “loser”. I really have to explain everything to you, even your own country.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zogbot
You are a zog-bot in that you are willing to support every aspect of the zog-regime that is lording over you and that seeks the destruction of your kind. In the most literal sense of the word, you are a cancer. A cancer destroys the body it is part of. Cancers like you don’t deserve respect, but need to be cut out.
Fortunately, the global resistance against the zog-imposter is growing world-wide, to the tune that your own masters no longer believe in their eventual victory:
https://documents1940.wordpress.com/2019/01/07/the-good-news-zog-is-dying/
Russia has defeated zog in Syria, Venezuela is going nowhere and China is taking over Panama.
Projecting power much?
Poor America, it now needs to reinvent itself.
JuanP on Sat, 4th May 2019 7:51 pm
“Donald Trump: I’ve been told by the neoconservatives who I have appointed to guide my foreign policy….”
Gee, according to Davy and the other Republicans on this site told us how Trump would “drain the swamp”.
With the neocons back in power thanks to Trump, don’t hear about draining the swamp.
Wonder why?
makati1 on Sat, 4th May 2019 8:17 pm
JuanP, maybe…Trump lied? WOW! News Flash! A politician lied! LMAO!
The US government gets more and more insane every day. I hope the crash, that sets the US back about 200+ years, happens soon. One of those DC swamp creatures just might start something it cannot finish? I mean, besides, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, etc. Something we will all be sorry for, like WW3 and nukes flying. We shall see.
Davy on Sun, 5th May 2019 4:02 am
“Gee, according to Davy and the other Republicans on this site told us how Trump would “drain the swamp”.
Well lookie there juanpee comes out from his identity theft and sock puppeteering to give a rare comment. juanpee, give me an example of when I said that so we can talk about it. This is what you said and it is documented:
“JuanP on Thu, 30th Jun 2016 4:56 pm
I think I could use my antisocial, psychopathic, sociopathic skills to convince people to vote for Trump. I can be very convincing when I want and I am excellent at manipulating people.”
BTW, I am not Republican nor Democrat.
It is dumbasses like you take on political identities. LOW IQ
Davy on Sun, 5th May 2019 4:08 am
“The US government gets more and more insane every day. I hope the crash, that sets the US back about 200+ years, happens soon.”
More childish cheerleading of a broken old man who who consumed with resentment for his failed life in the US.
JuanP on Sun, 5th May 2019 5:56 pm
Who remembers these predictions from Davy?
“Trump is going to disrupt the establishment that is taking the status quo in dangerous directions.”
What, by installing neocons into central positions of power and authority? No danger there.
“He is going to hinder and slow up the status quo wealth transfer.”
Really? Via his $2.5 Trillion tax giveaway to those earning in excess of $785,000?
He is going to do this through nationalism with managed trade and controlled borders.
Through nationalism? What, by tearing the country apart? Brilliant.
makati1 on Sun, 5th May 2019 6:03 pm
They sound familiar and typical Davy. He keeps waving that dirty. rotten, moth holed imperial flag as if it was still important. More and more countries are turning away or outright thumbing their noses at it. Trump is doing a great job of isolating what is left of America. GO TRUMP! TRUMP IN 2020! LOL