Alright bunker buddies, here's what I got. Two acres, and while not in a flood zone it's a sopping ass mess in the rain and has a septic. Old house, added on a few times, so it's funky. We have natural gas and city electric, well, septic. The well is infected so we're going to start by drilling deeper to cleaner water and use a hydrogen peroxide system to clean it up as well as filters and softeners etc, should be pretty good, let's see what we get.
Right now it's a parklike setting with grass and lots of medium to large oak trees of various varieties every 30 feet in every direction over an acre and a half.
I would like to have a short term goal of getting chickens this summer and then one year to fencing and sheep for regenerative ranching over the wet zone and try to fill it in with sheep poop.
Also have a mentor who is going to work with me on mushrooms. There's enough deadfall in the yard to put a wood pile together and he's going to show me how to turn a pile of deadfall into a pile of mushrooms.
Also want to grow some vegetable beds for the sheep so they can eat largely what's growing out of the ground as much as I can. I dunno, maybe carrots and squash and yams and pumpkins or something like that, stuff that stores well and will provide some nutrition beyond calories. I'm sure I'll be buying hay, I want to use sheep to turn hay into fertile soil.
Fruit trees, tart cherries with melatonin, every kind of blueberry that will grow here, the basics of spices.