EU and Russia risk summit fiasco
Just as it seemed the EU's relations with Russia could not get any worse, they seem to be heading precisely that way.
A month ago, at an EU summit in the Finnish town Lahti, tempers flared as EU leaders tackled President Vladimir Putin on human rights, corruption, Chechnya and Georgia.
The Russian leader reportedly struck back with barbed comments about corruption in Italy and Spain - pointing out that "mafia" is not a Russian word.
To make matters worse, the EU leaders only just presented a united front to Mr Putin on energy policy, their chief goal.
Good luck to all you Europeans in your "negotiations" with our Russian friends. We'll be taking notes. We'll be doing the same, soon enough...