by Loki » Wed 22 Feb 2012, 00:42:37
This “[insert country here] has WMDs, we have to do something right now!” thing sounds awfully familiar. I believe I read about it in the NYT some years ago, yellow birthday cake baked in aluminum tubes or some such thing, seem to recall there may have even been a war over it.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on....the American voter?
Need I point out that Obama, despite my dislike of his policies generally speaking, is probably the main reason the Israeli war mongers haven't already started bombing? I have no doubt that a GOPer would have unleashed the hellhounds by now.
The “peace candidate” can't just go about bombing willy nilly, can he? He's gotta be subtle about it, take his time, and make sure he gets reelected before he sends in the B-1s. I wonder if his pet pit bull Hillary learned her lesson from the last time she supported naked aggression in the Middle East?
But perhaps a US war on Iran on behalf of Israel wouldn't be such a bad thing. A good, deep oil shock might give us Americans the bitch slap we so desperately need. Might even lead to the collapse of the Empire. Two birds with one stone.
Hell, I think I've convinced myself we need to bomb Iran, the sooner the better. I'm voting Santorum for pope, er, president this fall. Holy war bitches!
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