[Zotan]

Airlinepilot, Are you a member on Flightinfo.com? Something tells me you may be a certain user named ***Flyer, but Im not sure. Can you send me a PM?
Thanks

[AirlinePilot]

Nope Im not a member there, dont even think Ive even been there! PM on the way!

[eastbay]

It's truly amazing the nonsense otherwise perfectly intelligent people fall for. Religion aside, of course, I see examples pop up all the time including right here on this site . People can get quite heated up discussing their fantasy beliefs, that's for sure and seemingly moreso when there's scant or no evidence supporting their surreal theories.

The really scary part is when state power hold such crazy beliefs and failure to honor and believe in them leads to loss of jobs, death, or jail, as we clearly see happening to some degree across all cultures and peoples all over the planet.

[oswald622]

chemtrails are real. they're different from normal contrails in that they oftentimes hang in the air and spread out, becoming fake clouds. oftentimes they're also laid down in grid or parallel line patterns. the planes that leave them will spray a line of chemtrails and then return right afterward to spray another, so they're not commercial craft with a destination. no one knows why exactly they're laid or what they are.
here are some pictures:
link1
link2
link3

[Zardoz]

Cheney! That damned Cheney is behind all this!
He's brought demons up from Hell to pilot the White Jets that are criss-crossing the skies, dispersing mind-control chemicals!!!
HOW THE HELL ELSE COULD BUSH HAVE BEEN ELECTED TWICE!?!?!?!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED AND EATEN BY THE PNAC MONSTERS!!! THEY'RE GOING TO DEVOUR US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Specop_007]

chemtrails are real. they're different from normal contrails in that they oftentimes hang in the air and spread out, becoming fake clouds. oftentimes they're also laid down in grid or parallel line patterns. the planes that leave them will spray a line of chemtrails and then return right afterward to spray another, so they're not commercial craft with a destination. no one knows why exactly they're laid or what they are.
here are some pictures:
link1
link2
link3

You really are a fucking idiot arent you.
I suppose you believe in the tooth fairy too right?

[AirlinePilot]

The main problem other than idiocy is the fact that most folks have absolutely no idea how many commercial aircraft are airborne at any given time over even a small portion of the sky. When the conditions are right this is common and I see it around Atlanta and especially out west very, very often.

Drop it you bunch of cretins! Its nonsense!

[Zardoz]

...When the conditions are right this is common and I see it around Atlanta and especially out west very, very often...

Sometimes the skies over Southern California look like a frickin' checkerboard! It's always been this way!
What fabulous narcotics are these people ingesting!?

[bobcousins]

Hey, I'm waiting to hear what Charlie Sheen has to say.

[Pops]

PO.com needs a Conspiracy getto forum for threads like this…
And come to think of it; also a thread about the Ozark CHUBICABRA that stole my custom shaped Alcoa chapeau.
Should I bring this up with the scaled-skinned Red Chineese (of course they are only pretending) that Aaron so skillfully distracts us to believe are his masters?
I can do that you know - bring it up, that is...

[gnm]

Hey, I'm waiting to hear what Charlie Sheen has to say.

HEHEH NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Hmmmm I wonder if he is a scientologist!
-G

[Zardoz]

As I type this, at 3:14PM MST, 3 white jets (too far away to see any markings or details) are flying in tandem over the city and leaving white streaks that just seem to stay there.

And, of course, they are dispersing their mind-control chemicals during the day so we can have a good view of them while they poison us!
Cheney and his Neocon demons are so confident, and so arrogant, that they don't care if we see what they're up to or not! Why bother to do it at night? What can we do to stop them, right?
Let their pilots have regular daytime hours! Why make them work nights?

[Serendipity]

In the 60s and 70s, people were seeing UFOs.
Now it is chemtrails.
To each decade its own fad.

[Specop_007]

As I type this, at 3:14PM MST, 3 white jets (too far away to see any markings or details) are flying in tandem over the city and leaving white streaks that just seem to stay there.

And, of course, they are dispersing their mind-control chemicals during the day so we can have a good view of them while they poison us!
Cheney and his Neocom demons are so confident, and so arrogant, that they don't care if we see what they're up to or not! Why bother to do it at night? What can we do to stop them, right?
Let their pilots have regular daytime hours! Why make them work nights?

I admit, I chuckled when I read that.

[Milton]

I am also from Edmonton and have observed airplanes spraying chemtrails on 4 of the last 10 days. The difference between a chemtrail and a contrail is that a contrail dissipates after a minute or two whereas a chemtrail hangs out there for hours. I know that some of you think that contrails are the stories that the con artists post to distract people from paying attention to stories about chemtrails, but you are wrong. The cons stories are just feeble minded troll rants.

[Specop_007]

I am also from Edmonton and have observed airplanes spraying chemtrails on 4 of the last 10 days. The difference between a chemtrail and a contrail is that a contrail dissipates after a minute or two whereas a chemtrail hangs out there for hours. I know that some of you think that contrails are the stories that the con artists post to distract people from paying attention to stories about chemtrails, but you are wrong. The cons stories are just feeble minded troll rants.

Your full of shit, and a fucking idiot to boot.
Whether the chemtrails/contrails/white purdy lines dissipitate in a minute or an hour is COMPLETELY dependent on atmospheric conditions.
Play around with some smoke grenades sometime and you'll see exactly what I mean.
Or keep believing the tinfoil hat bullshit you read on the internet.

[Free]

Lol, this thread is just hilarious, best entertainment since a long while.
It's difficult to find out if the OP et al. are actually serious or taking the piss.
If people really believe this shit (based on "facts" like the linked photos), the doomerometer needs a new scale.
Yes, they may be after you, but sometimes paranoia is just paranoia.

[OilyMon]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... ion%3Along

Something else to worry about!

[jupiters_release]

Old news I know but still:

[Zardoz]

I saw this when it was first run on PBS. Pretty devastating. Thanks for posting it.