I didn't see a thread on this, so I thought I'd start one with this New Yorker cartoon:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/issuecartoons/2012/08/06/cartoons_20120730#slide=8
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Peak oil humor
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Peak oil humor
by dohboi » Wed 01 Aug 2012, 12:15:28
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Re: Peak oil humor
by Pops » Wed 01 Aug 2012, 14:53:40
How many Cornies does it take to replace a light bulb?
None, light bulbs never burn out.
None, they'll think of something.
None, they've been predicting the end of light bulbs for a hundred years.
None, burned out light bulbs are a myth.
None, the Magic Hand will do it.
None, demand for light is falling.
None, we can make more money if everyone's in the dark.
None, there is a new technology and for enough money...
How many doomers does it take to replace a light bulb?
One, to open the curtains.
None, light bulbs never burn out.
None, they'll think of something.
None, they've been predicting the end of light bulbs for a hundred years.
None, burned out light bulbs are a myth.
None, the Magic Hand will do it.
None, demand for light is falling.
None, we can make more money if everyone's in the dark.
None, there is a new technology and for enough money...
How many doomers does it take to replace a light bulb?
One, to open the curtains.
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
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Re: Peak oil humor
by Keith_McClary » Mon 08 Oct 2012, 01:10:48
It depends whether you connect them in series or parallel.Pops wrote:How many Cornies does it take to replace a light bulb?
Today's Dilbert is particularly insightful.
Facebook knows you're a dog.
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Re: Peak oil humor
by dolanbaker » Wed 18 Nov 2015, 02:45:30
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.:Anonymous
Our whole economy is based on planned obsolescence.
Hungrymoggy "I am now predicting that Europe will NUKE ITSELF sometime in the first week of January"
Our whole economy is based on planned obsolescence.
Hungrymoggy "I am now predicting that Europe will NUKE ITSELF sometime in the first week of January"
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Re: Peak oil humor
by Pops » Mon 23 Jul 2018, 21:08:43
damn, I used to be pretty funny...
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
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Re: Peak oil humor
by Newfie » Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:31:18
Canada, eh?
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