Well, if they do it, I think it should be with the maximum amount of shame possible.
Have the scale be on one side of the terminal and the recording agent be on the other side.
Then have the woman mount the scale, and scream the number across the terminal. Hire a really loud person, like me, for that job.
<b>Wife - 284!</b>
<b>Husband - 310!</b>
<b>Obese kid 1 - 160 </b>
<b>Obese kid 2 - 155 </b>
"Total added charge to fly this fat f-cking family to IdiotWorld in Orlando, $350."
Only they shouldn't use U.S. dollars. Everything should be converted to McDonald's double cheeseburgers.
"Total added charge to fly this fat f-cking family to IdiotWorld in Orlando, 359 double cheeseburgers."
Better yet, for the women they should have giant cow calipers hanging next to the scale so they can check the hip width. Yell that out too -
"We got an extra wide one, throw on a two seat charge for this heffer."
Perhaps a little shame is what these cow people need to figure out how disgusting they are.
Massive Human Dieoff <b>must</b> occur as a result of Peak Oil. Many more than half will die. It will occur everywhere, including where <b>you</b> live. If you fail to recognize this, then your odds of living move toward the "going to die" group.