How to reduce the population and other benefits the PC way
Posted: Mon 31 Oct 2005, 07:36:33
With the Army in both the UK and US having recruitment problems, a lack of traditional (especially building) skills, jails at bursting point with a huge cost to the tax paying and a burgeoning yob culture in Britain costing the taxpayer well over £20bn a year, here’s the answer for reducing the population of rehabilitating criminals, saving money, and helping the forces in the process.
Yobs, violent offenders in particular, can be rounded up and the jails emptied and loaded onto transport planes bound for the Middle East. Upon arrival they attend army boot camps and are split into three groups depending on their crimes: Canon fodder, Security forces, Hard labour or tradesmen. For example, a couple of Saturday nights out causing trouble could attract 6 months in the Middle East rebuilding roads and infrastructure, attached to a chain. A good testosterone release for them.
Upon arrival back they are monitored for 12 months and any repeat offence shipped straight back.
Never mind attaching fireworks to dogs tails and smashing the place up for a small fine, the cure for both recruitment and yob culture is here.
Yobs, violent offenders in particular, can be rounded up and the jails emptied and loaded onto transport planes bound for the Middle East. Upon arrival they attend army boot camps and are split into three groups depending on their crimes: Canon fodder, Security forces, Hard labour or tradesmen. For example, a couple of Saturday nights out causing trouble could attract 6 months in the Middle East rebuilding roads and infrastructure, attached to a chain. A good testosterone release for them.
Upon arrival back they are monitored for 12 months and any repeat offence shipped straight back.
Never mind attaching fireworks to dogs tails and smashing the place up for a small fine, the cure for both recruitment and yob culture is here.