Fortune cookie quotes
Posted: Mon 03 Sep 2007, 23:30:02
My wife and I had chinese food today. Now have any of you ever opened a fortune cookie to find something relevant? I ate dinner, finished a school exam for my electronics course. Then thought about relaxing with a video game.
Before the video games my wife called me into the bedroom. she was spread out on the bed in her underwear, wanting a back rub. No way was I going to get to that game at that point.
Anyhow, I later remembered the fortune cookies with my meal. I cracked open two of them. The first read.
I thought the fortunes were rather fitting.
Before the video games my wife called me into the bedroom. she was spread out on the bed in her underwear, wanting a back rub. No way was I going to get to that game at that point.
Anyhow, I later remembered the fortune cookies with my meal. I cracked open two of them. The first read.
. The second,Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?
Avoid the opposite sex today. Yeah,right!
I thought the fortunes were rather fitting.