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MD
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Post subject: Re: God is bowling for refineries Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:03 am |
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I haven't seen candlepin lanes since I was a kid. I bet most people don't even know about candlepins. Same ten pins but tall and skinny, about a 5 inch diameter ball with no finger holes that weighs about three pounds
you practically throw the thing down the lane.
_________________ "It's still all about energy!"
Waiting for the next bounce - md@peakoil.com
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deconstructionist
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Post subject: Re: God is bowling for refineries Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:16 am |
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in new england, it's mostly candlepin... i think i'll bike down to the canldepin bowling lanes in peabody and suggest that they replace the pins with small models of oil refineries.
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sklump
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Post subject: Re: God is bowling for refineries Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:40 am |
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Joined: Tue May 17, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 188 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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In Canada, it's 5-pin mostly, though some cities have US-style 10-pin.
In Quebec, they play "duckpin": 10 pins, but a 5-pin ball.
"The more you know" 
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RonMN
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Post subject: Re: God is bowling for refineries Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:42 pm |
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medicvet
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Post subject: Re: Aliens vs. Gas pumps Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:43 am |
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_________________ Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.-H.G. Wells
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Bedevere
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Post subject: Re: Aliens vs. Gas pumps Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:08 am |
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Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 101 Location: Ontario, Canada
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LOL 
_________________ Il faut d'abord durer.
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Aaron
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Post subject: Jokes Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:17 am |
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Because humor is based on human suffering, depletion is poised to usher in an era of unparalleled levity. Making hard-core Doomers the "Comic-Philosophers" of the future, paradoxically. So if I'm destined to suffer the consequences of of our hydrocarbon folly, then I'm determined not to miss the inherent humor along the way.  So... what's funny to you? Quote: A man sitting next to a beautiful blonde on a plane looked over to see her seemingly in shock from the headline in the newspaper she was holding, which read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Riots."
She turned toward him and with trembling voice asked "How many is a brazilian?"
_________________ The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.
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PrairieMule
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Post subject: Re: Jokes Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:04 am |
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Irishman with a bad back walks into a bar and sees Jesus at the other end, "Barkeep would that be the Holy son of Joseph and Mary?"-Yes"Fix em up with a pint" Jesus nod and drinks the pint.
Austrailian with a bad knee walks into the bar and asks "Ey mate fix jesus up with a Lager" Jesus nod and drinks
Redneck walks in"Hey is that God's boy over there, fix him with a shot of wild Turkey"Jesus nod and drinks.
Jesus stands up, heals the Irishman's back then heals the Austrailian's knee. Before he can get to the redneck the redneck Shouts:
Jesus Christ don't touch me I 'm on Disability!!!"
_________________ If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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turmoil
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Post subject: Re: Jokes Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:25 am |
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Joined: Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1162 Location: Richmond, VA, Pale Blue Dot
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Here's the one I posted the other day.
Quote: A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our oil is located in: Alaska, California, Oklahoma and Texas ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC !
_________________ "If you are a real seeker after truth, it's necessary that at least once in your life you doubt all things as far as possible"-Rene Descartes
"When you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains however improbable must be the truth"-Sherlock Holmes
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Typhoon
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Post subject: Funny video Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:52 am |
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JibJab cartoons are funny, and the latest one just came out. Go to JibJab's homepage and click on "Big Box Mart". Wait a little bit before playing it, or else it will stop in the middle because the whole video has to load.
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fossil_fuel
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Post subject: Re: Funny video Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:44 pm |
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brilliant, as is the usual from jibjab.
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TITAN
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Post subject: website on climate change (HUMOR) Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:50 am |
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http://www.climatemash.org/
I didn't listen to it, but obviously it's based on the monster mash song. If you like our current administration, you will hate this... 
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BabyPeanut
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Post subject: Re: website on climate change (HUMOR) Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:33 am |
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Quote: We can fix it--we have the technology 
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skyemoor
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Post subject: What peak oil type of person are you? Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:39 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1526 Location: Appalachian Foothills of Virginia
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Let's take a breath and have a little laugh;
Peak Oiler: "hmmm, from these figures it looks like the sky is going to fall"
Anti-Peak Oiler: "from THESE figures it looks like the sky will never fall"
Doomer: "these figures are very disturbing, looks like the sky will fall and the world will end. Soon."
Anti-Doomer: "even if the sky falls it wont mean much"
Peak Oil Groupie: "wow. The sky is going to fall, cool"
Anti-"Peak Oil Groupie"-Groupie: "cool, look at all these stupid Peak Oil Groupies"
Nuerotic Peak Oil Groupie: (running in circles tearing hair and clothes) "oh my God the sky is going to fall"
Capitalist Peak Oiler: "hmm, i'm going to corner the sky market"
Capitalist Peak Oil Groupie: "hmm, there's money in 'the sky is falling' T-shirts"
Slimey would-be Capitalist Peak Oil Groupie: "wanna buy a genuine 'the sky is falling' watch?"
Capitalist Nuerotic Peak Oil Groupie: "i need to make as much money as i can now because the sky is going to fall"
Socialist Peak Oiler: "if we all work together we can mitigate the effect of the sky falling"
Socialist Neurotic Peak Oil Groupie: " we just gotta work together because the sky is falling"
Machiavellian Capitalist Peak Oiler: "i'm going to do anything it takes to corner the sky market"
Machiavellian Socialist Peak Oiler: "i'm going to do anything it takes to make people work together to deal with the sky falling"
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Post subject: Re: What peak oil type of person are you? Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:51 pm |
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