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da23
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Post subject: Re: Ireland Joke Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:31 pm |
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Gay Burn used to be pretty good, his name wasn't liked much by the PC ppl over here tho....
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GASMON
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Post subject: Re: Ireland Joke Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:32 pm |
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Time to worry is when the Guinness brewery closes.
Gasmon
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GASMON
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Post subject: Re: Recession jokes from Ireland. Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:39 pm |
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ... your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time." Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ... ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me ... I've quit drinking!"
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Post subject: Re: THE Ireland Thread (merged) Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:00 am |
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Ireland ācould default on debtāQuote: FEARS are mounting that Ireland could default on its soaring national debt pile, amid continuing worries about its troubled banking sector.
The cost of buying insurance against Irish government bonds rose to record highs on Friday, having almost tripled in a week. Debt-market investors now rank Ireland as the most troubled economy in Europe.
Simon Johnson, the former chief economist of the International Monetary Fund, called for this weekendās meeting of G7 finance ministers to put Irelandās troubles at the top of the agenda.
Johnson said: āDonāt, please, tell me more about the basic principles of financial reform unless and until you have addressed the Irish problem. And donāt tell me the Irish have to sort this out for themselves. Eventually, the world always comes to help; check your notes on Iceland. ... Following the scandal at Anglo Irish Bank over undisclosed loans, the market fears there are more hidden problems that could ultimately fall to the state to resolve.
With Ireland set to borrow an additional ā¬15 billion (Ā£13.4 billion) this year, the national debt pile will hit ā¬70 billion.
The cost of insuring Irish debt hit 350 basis points on Friday, meaning that for every £100 of debt it would cost £3.50 to insure against default. A year ago it would have cost 10p to insure every £100 of Irish debt. http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article5733723.ece
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Post subject: Irish Government Faces Default Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:46 pm |
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Quote: Fears are growing that Ireland could default on its national debt after the cost to insure against possible losses on loans to the country rose to record highs at the end of last week. link
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Post subject: Re: THE Ireland Thread (merged) Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:22 am |
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Breaking point for the eurozone? Ireland's 'miracle' economy has turned terrifyingly sour - and as it strains against the inflexibility of the euro, its next crisis may shake the entire EUQuote: But the most startling fact to emerge this week is that the country which is seen as the most vulnerable, and therefore the most likely to ditch the euro, is not Slovenia, or Cyprus, or Greece, but Ireland.
Until a year ago, the Republic's Celtic Tiger economy, which attracted such blue-chip companies as Dell, Microsoft and Intel, seemed unstoppable. In a decade, the Irish economy grew by almost 90 per cent, catapulting it from one of the poorest countries in Europe to the fourth-richest per capita. Government advisers from as far afield as Chile and Israel made pilgrimages to marvel at a model that they were desperate to emulate.
Not any more. All of a sudden, Ireland's debt-fuelled economy, built largely on a construction boom, has collapsed in a more spectacular manner than almost any other in Europe. Irish government bonds are rated as the riskiest in the EU (see graphic), and there has been panicky talk of Ireland as "the next Iceland".
On the streets, there is a whiff of revolution, with 120,000 people staging Dublin's biggest mass rally in 30 years last weekend to protest at the government's handling of the economy and its decision to impose what amounted to a pay cut on public sector workers. The unions have now threatened a "Doomsday" strike next month if the prime minister, Brian Cowen, does not think again. As the celebrated Irish economist David McWilliams put it: "The entire Irish episode will be studied internationally in years to come as an example of how not to do things." ... Irish families on middle and even low incomes cashed in their pensions or borrowed heavily to buy second, third or even fourth properties, believing they could rent them out to the migrant workers who had caused net immigration for the first time in Ireland's history. They could borrow from banks that enjoyed one of the loosest regulatory regimes in Europe, and which shipped in money from abroad to further stoke up the boom.
Ireland now has up to 350,000 empty homes ā more than its entire private rental market ā many of them simply abandoned as builders went bust. House prices are expected to fall by 80 per cent.
Ireland might have been able to withstand Europe's most savage property collapse had not its export trade been shredded at the same by currency devaluation in its two key markets ā Britain and America.
The relative rise in the value of the euro against sterling and the dollar has made Irish goods ā and wages ā prohibitively expensive. Businesses in the north of the Republic are on their knees because competitors in Northern Ireland are undercutting them by as much as half. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4864532/Breaking-point-for-the-eurozone.htmlThe piper is knocking at the door and it has a fairly big invoice.
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Post subject: Re: THE Ireland Thread (merged) Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:44 am |
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I do have no doubt that Ireland will be able to manage it's financial problems so that there is no surrender to the EU commission or to big banks in Europe or in the states necessary. Ireland still has a lot of nature. Nature shows the way how to manage things: Everything is recycled, nothing is left alone. 350.000 empty houses means with an average area of 400 square meters roughly 140 square kilometers (20 km x 7km). All this area now lies under a layer of a bitumen or concrete. Heating can be done with wind: Just plug an electrical heating cartridge in your heat storage tank and connect it with an intelligent control, so when there is a lot of wind all the heat storage tanks will be heated up. Is there any sort of agroforestry in Ireland (fields where arable crops are combined with trees)? I'm really afraid of that what will be coming when the lisbon treaty would be signed (more GMOs, more military, more nuclear power, less civil rights, etc.). Why do we, the people in Europe, are ignored by the politicians in deciding about our own future? Not even our politicians have read the whole treaty completely. 432 pages full of complicated phrases of jurists. Why isn't it possible to make it step by step? For example first one referendum in each european country about the way how to come to an decision (majority decides about a theme). Why couldn't the very well paid politicians from the european parlament hold meetings with their voters to discuss all the points in the treaty (or step by step)? Everything in a hurry so that nobody really understands. Nobody would really dare to protest against inhuman conditions - hiden in the treaty. That isn't democratic, that is a sort of democratic dictatorship. I will owe you two holidays in Ireland when it comes to 'NO'. 
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Post subject: Re: THE Ireland Thread (merged) Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:39 am |
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Huge loss of ā¬1bn fuels bailout fears at Bank of IrelandQuote: BANK of Ireland reported pre-tax losses of almost ā¬1bn (Ā£895m) yesterday and warned it may need another state bailout.
The bank, which has 44 branches in Northern Ireland and runs a financial services joint venture with the UK Post Office, said the past six months had been difficult as it gave a cautious appraisal of future economic prospects.
Shares in Irelandās biggest bank have slid on fears that delays in the launch of the National Asset Management Agency (NAMA) would hinder attempts to raise capital privately.
āWhile the groupās strong preference would be to raise capital from private sources... ultimately it may be required to seek capital from the Irish government,ā Bank of Ireland said in a statement. http://www.cityam.com/news-and-analysis/6486s16y7t.html
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